Derek is poop.

Munki talks about this too much. Here is an outlet for his enthusiasm.
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Derek is poop.

Post by Munki » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:17 pm

Yea, you read that right. Derek is poop.

Join in this thread for all your Derek is Poop needs. Really. We should get a Derek is Poop petition going!

/signed in poop

or... I can type that in another way that means the same thing:

/signed in derek
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Post by Phat.Stack » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:22 pm

This Deekr guy is poop.

I had to track him down to a different forum just to tell him!

Maybe if he wasn't so poop-filled, I wouldn't do stuff like that.

But then... he wouldn't be Deekr. /ZOMGPARADOX!

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Post by skuppy » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:56 pm

PoopNFresh

Poopin fresh, every time.

Also, I have some advice for people. Do not Google Image Search for poop with filters disabled.
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Post by Phat.Stack » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:05 pm

skuppy wrote:Do not Google Image Search for poop with filters disabled.
Wise words.

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Post by Kiawah » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:56 pm

I support this thread.

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Post by Munki » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:02 pm

You know what I think? I think weI've lived in a world where the Q&A thread is the highest replied thread for TOO LONG!

YES! My fellow Grog-ians, for too long have we suffered the tyranny of having to think of interesting questions to ask others. For too long have we had to just pass the same question on over and over.

Today, I propose that we work towards a new future. A future where DEREK IS POOP is our new king! A future where we are treated fairly and we can all agree on the poopness of the one called Derek!
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Post by Lightfeather » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:15 pm

I think there's only so much you can say about poop.

oh... and get back to work! If you're too busy to talk to me on the phone GET OFF THE INTERWEBS!
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Post by Munki » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:15 pm

whooops, busted!
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Post by skuppy » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:29 pm

Down with Q&A!

Up with Poop!

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Post by Phat.Stack » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:47 pm

THAT VIDEO IS POOP!

AND DEREK = POOP!

SO DEREK = THAT VIDEO!

MATHEMATICAL PROOF THAT DEREK IS POOP!

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Post by Sord » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:36 am

Hello I would like to add to the post count of this thread by voicing my opinion that Derek is indeed poop.
Bye space sword!

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Post by Lightfeather » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:36 pm

I was going to start a new thread in off topic, but then I remembered this.

Haha! Poop.

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Post by skuppy » Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:22 pm

<embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=2456020&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed>
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Post by Lightfeather » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:06 am

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Post by Marcallo » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:14 am

I just woke up and took a GIANT Derek, it was very satisfying after a meaty dinner last eve. I go off to work now a man refreshed.
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...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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Post by Lightfeather » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:22 am

hahaha best mythbuster ever...

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Post by skuppy » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:18 pm

Has the poop bandit struck again PopN? Read below for a glimpse into the mind of a poop smearer.

Savage Love Letter of the Day

Posted by Dan Savage at 10:00 AM

Or, "Why I Shouldn't Read My Savage Love Mail Until Well After Lunch.â€￾

I need your advice.

First of all, I've been happily married for eight years. My wife and I have sex once or twice a week. We have a young son, and attend church regularly. 'm leading a secret life, though: 'm addicted to pornography.

I keep a stash of porn (Hustler, Barely Legal, B & D magazines, etc.) in my locked desk drawer at work. About three times a week my lunch hour is spent jerking off in the handicapped stall of a downtown public restroom. I can't seem to stop. It's all I think about in the morning and distracts me from my work.

And that's only the beginning. I have a fetish for shit. 'm excited by the smell and taste of my own shit. An ideal experience for me is to save up my bowel movement until lunch hour, find a favorite restroom, and time it just right so that I empty my bowels right before the moment of ejaculation. An extra added bonus is if someone arrives at one of the other stalls and takes a shit. The sound and smell of it excites me even more (I am definitely not gay) and once the person leaves I finish with a head-shattering orgasm.

After a really good one, I sometimes smear my shit on the walls of the stall. I feel very disgusted afterward. 'm not hurting anyone, but this seems wrong. Should I talk to someone ?

Addicted in L.A.


Yes, yes: talk to someone—but not to me, AILA, not at 9:30 in the morning. And it seems to me that you are, in fact, hurting someone—namely, whatever poor motherfucker has to clean that stall after you're through with it. And that "addiction to pornographyâ€￾? That seems like the least of your worries—but, hey, at least you're not gay or anything.
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Post by Lightfeather » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:00 am

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Post by Marcallo » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:52 am

Ratemypoo.com is considering a name change to ratemyderek.com
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...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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Post by Lightfeather » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:24 am

I think I smell something funny.

Derek?

Oh. THERE you are. :wink:

(sorry just have to keep the thread alive...)
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Post by Phat.Stack » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:42 pm

There's nothing I like more than taking a Derek.

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Post by Lightfeather » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:09 pm

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