Granted: Now everytime you sneeez you experience a mindshattering orgasm. This is great until you have to drive through some heavily wooded areas. You sneeze rapidly triggering multiple orgasms, this is followed by your car swerving into a tree. The funeral is very somber, the tombstone is revealed to be written, "Here lies Baile, She Came, Then she went".
I wish I didn't need to have 2 fillings done on Friday.
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...
...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."