List of Quotes so far...

Stuff that just doesn't fit anywhere else. (As if our other threads don't run off topic already.)
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Postby Lightfeather » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:41 am

Well damnit I can't be responsible for people misquoting people when they submit quotes. Want me to remove it? Or put another name after it? Just tell me what to dooooo. Don't make me think man or I'll explode.
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Postby Screwtape » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:28 am

"Thinking?" THINKING!? There is NO room for such radical statements in this homepage. BEGONE HERETIC :twisted:
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Postby Lightfeather » Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:15 pm

316. "I thought they might be friendly, then they shot me in the head." - PopnFresh
317. "I smash a spider to a bloody smear on my wall then scream, "Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!"" - Ved
318. "Playing PvE is the same as two lesbians having sex. You can do everything you can do in a PvP game that you can do in a PvE game, but there's no extra "meat" for that added satisfaction." - Slipknot
319. "I'm not trying to start a flame war here. I'm just telling you you're an idiot because your opinion is wrong." - PopnFresh
320. "I hope you can see this... because I'm doing it VERY hard." - Phat.Stack
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Postby Keladry » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:41 pm

"Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse," and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."" - PopnFresh?


OMG that was me.

Who put that in there?!?!?

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Postby Lightfeather » Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:09 pm

fix0rd it =) And I can't remember who submited it ><
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Postby PopnFresh » Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:12 pm

I had submitted it, and wasn't quoting anyone in particular. A friend of mine not on the board said it, so I submitted it without a name, I believe...
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Postby Lightfeather » Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:18 pm

A friend of yours that's not on the board?

DO TH3Y RILLY EXIST1111 OMG LOL OMG WTF
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Postby Atomic » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:22 pm

I don't believe you. This board is the whole of existance! If there was another board what would we do? It would be like, us vs Martians. It'd be WW3, only on the Internet, and we'd use viruses and flames and fake accounts.
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Postby Lightfeather » Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:18 pm

I cleaned up some of the quotes out of the quotebot so the numbers don't really match up anymore.

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"If tryp is a ninja that means he's totally gonna flipout and kill people. Don't be suprised if you wake up tomorrow and see your own skin up for sale after he sneaks into your house and ninja skins you while you're sleeping. Its worth the 500g too to buy it back because its pretty messy to slop around without your skin." - Ved

"It makes pink on their head." - Lightfeather

"Mad Phat Lewt for anyone that knows what Shampipple is (spelled champipple). NO GOOGLING! unless its GOOGLING over my nuts." - Upindis Beeotch

"When I was first learning the controls I drowned in a puddle of water about 3 feet deep like a three year old." - Ved

"I mean, I already went through a month of withdrawls for not being to insult Jae as per usual, imagine not being able to insult Peepeewin, Whorelandu (copyright 2004, FFXI_Sucks), and FaustNUTS." - AssTape

"GREAT... JUST GREAT!!! IT CRASHRED MY COMPUTER NOW IT EXPLODOD....LOL>OLOL THANKS B(itch)lizzard!!!! U OWE ME ONE COMPUTOR!!!!!!" - T-"1.2"-Loc

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Postby Ugluk » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:41 pm

I think I'll refrain from quoting myself. I am gonna find that recent AFK response though. OMG another Lightfeather quote!

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Postby Lightfeather » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:40 pm

Added:

"I would be Calvin and you would be Hobbes. And my hand is about .0000000002 seconds away from slowly making it's way down to your furry surprise." - Popnfresh

"My jimmy gets carpet burns if I go nekked." - Ugluk

"Munki is the worst online boyfriend EV4h!" - Anna

"Afk already works like this. You just type /afk I'm afk right now because pipwin has me tied up in chains." - Lightfeather
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Postby Ugluk » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:04 pm

That List of Quotes So Far link hasn't worked for me all day.

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Dunno if these measure up, but they caught my eye (all from Pipwin):

I am not female (go go mangina!) but Female Gnomes = Cuter than Male ones. So I had to be female.

Damn. Monkey's are pretty l337.

I am annoyed, but mostly just because Feather is sleeping and I'm not. ^_^

Death flopping is a perfectly Viable way to get places.

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Postby Lightfeather » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:03 pm

(Fixed the link. It was pointing to the old url)

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"Phat.Stack: The pleasure is mine. I enjoy calling you a retard. Anna: Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too." - Phat.Stack and Anna

"Maybe he'll meet up with some satified penis enhancement customers." - Eggnog

"Give me a penis that I can't wear out and I'll die trying." - Baile

"Ok, so I started it. But you let me! So it was consensual cyber!" - Swatch

"I'm sending you a paranormal hug so tight it will squish your boobs." - Baile

"I like nipples in general. They are pretty neat. I think it's cool that guys get them too. That was god throwing them a bone... to make up for the other bone." - Lightfeather

"All I need is a screenshot of Pipwin, and a bottle of JD" - Ashmai

"I'm like Ner'zhul's biggest carebear =)" - Munki

"Speaking of skeeters has anyone ever flexed their arm while a mosquito was sucking blood from it? Exploding blood geyser and revenge on those damn bugs." - Ved

"Yes, I am just giving you shit for my own amusement, like the other furry suprise strokers in here." - Ugluk

"Kinda like when I learned my parents still had sex. It just took all the fun out of it." - Ugluk

"Hey PopnLAME, I have a GREAT new enchant for you!! Its called STFU + 5!! It comes with a "my fist hitting your face" glow! It will only cost all the gold you have plus oral sex!" - Faustus

"Guardian Force Jesus Christ dies... They're going to get an angry letter." - Flac

"I hit nothing but dudes." - SectsDryve

"Do I win a prize, or does that make me instantly gay. Like in some Popnfresh Instant Gay Game?" - SectsDryve
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Postby Phat.Stack » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:08 pm

Just so you know Fea

Phat.Stack = Faustus

I know I know... that was as surprising as learning that Superman was Clark Kent or that Peter Parker was Spiderman... or that Darth Vader was Luke's father.

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Postby Screwtape » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:00 pm

Or that Officer Doofy was the killer in Scary Movie. I think this comparison is far truer to your general intelligence level. Now go use your vacuum cleaner to pleasure yourself.
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Postby Flac » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:38 pm

Screwtape wrote:Or that Officer Doofy was the killer in Scary Movie. I think this comparison is far truer to your general intelligence level. Now go use your vacuum cleaner to pleasure yourself.
Wrong again. Doofy ended up looking way too cool after ditching his uniform and jumping into that convertible to be compared to Phattie. Also he recieves the world commendation for the vacuum tube.
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Postby Lightfeather » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:59 pm

Phat.Stack wrote:Just so you know Fea

Phat.Stack = Faustus

I know I know... that was as surprising as learning that Superman was Clark Kent or that Peter Parker was Spiderman... or that Darth Vader was Luke's father.


Do you want me to change your forum name to Faustus? I can you know... I'm cool like that.
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Postby PopnFresh » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:04 pm

Lightfeather wrote:
Phat.Stack wrote:Just so you know Fea

Phat.Stack = Faustus

I know I know... that was as surprising as learning that Superman was Clark Kent or that Peter Parker was Spiderman... or that Darth Vader was Luke's father.


Do you want me to change your forum name to Faustus? I can you know... I'm cool like that.


I beg to differ. You're cool like bat.
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Postby Niralica » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:02 pm

Phat.Stack wrote:that was as surprising as learning that Superman was Clark Kent


omg no way! I was wondering why he had all the same abilities as Superman and they kept talking about Kryptonite (sp?) on Smallville.

BTW, I absolutely love the names they picked for the cities in that show, Smallville and Metropolis, go go orginality. :)

Disclaimer: I don't really watch Smallville, other than a few episodes and seeing patches here and there when hubby watches.

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Postby Metostopholes » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:21 am

Niralica wrote:BTW, I absolutely love the names they picked for the cities in that show, Smallville and Metropolis, go go orginality. :)

Yes, they picked those for the show. Then went back in time and made the comics. :P

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Postby Baile » Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:56 am

I don't always catch the quotes at the top of the page but I do read them here. (sometimes I do refresh the page to see them) Seems like when I open my mouth, insert my foot and start chewing someone sneaks them into the quote bot. I turned blood red a couple of times when I see what I said out of context.

Idun got me the other day in game with something he said, I thought man that sounds familiar and it sounds like something I would say....and he tells me I did say it and where I said it and I melted with embarrassment.

Bad bad Baile!

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Postby Phat.Stack » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:07 am

Lightfeather wrote:Do you want me to change your forum name to Faustus? I can you know... I'm cool like that.


YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!!

YOU'VE GOT THE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

YEAH!!

Uhm, no thanks Fea... I've known you could do that for a while, but Id rather keep my forum name.

Besides... Faustus isnt the name I wanted for my WoW character (THANKS MUNKS), so if I changed my forum name to that, it would just be depressing.

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Postby Atomic » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:10 pm

Hmm, still no quotes by me. Geuss I don't talk enough.
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Postby Ugluk » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:51 pm

you are welcome to steal this one from me from the other night...

"saying he has 7 spirit on his head sounds like bukkake"

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Postby Lightfeather » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:50 pm

"...not to mention the big gamble of a small new company going pecker down or is that tits up?" - Baile

"Well, that's better than blizzard coming up to us and chopping off the other leg to make us "balanced."" - Pipwin

"AND THEN A GIANT ICICLE MADE OF CHEESE-WIZ FELL OUT OF THE SKY! Mmmm, cheese-wiz... Mmmm, cheese... Mmmm... Damnit, now I'm hungry. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" - Atomic

"Oh and the booze was free, I had so many bloody maries during the flight, I think I will call it the Great Mary Massacre of 2005. " - Screwtape

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