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Stuff that just doesn't fit anywhere else. (As if our other threads don't run off topic already.)
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Postby PopnFresh » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:25 am

oh shit.

owned.
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Postby Munki » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:38 am

tee hee :kamused:

You said you were infaliable I just had to prove that you can say goofy things with the rest of us...

although I doubt you can match that level of idiocy that is known as Munki or PopNFresh... it takes a real moron to reach that level.
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Postby Severna » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:00 pm

I somehow think that last thing you said should also go into the quotebot..let me enter it now...



and btw


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Postby Lightfeather » Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:19 pm

Hehe all's fair in love and quotes!

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245. "and for the record...THAT WASNT A REAL P00T!!!!!!!" - Severna
246. "I doubt you can match that level of idiocy that is known as Munki or PopNFresh... it takes a real moron to reach that level." - Munki
247. "Pfft, you know that every pair of pants and boxers that you've ever had that "mysteriously disappeared" ended up in Damon's shrine to the karma sutra of masturbation! Traumatic, yes, but true!!!" -Pax
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Postby Lightfeather » Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:37 pm

Doh ><

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"Hehe all's fair in love and quotes!" - Lightfeather
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Postby Flac » Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:40 pm

No no no. Its "alls fair in love and war...and coffee."
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Postby DandyoftheHighSeas » Mon Mar 29, 2004 5:00 pm

Ew I hate coffee, especially the decaf kind with the like soy milk or whatever the hell they put in coffee these days. Pearl Tea is the way to be.
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Postby Pax » Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:05 pm

Lightfeather wrote:247. "Pfft, you know that every pair of pants and boxers that you've ever had that "mysteriously disappeared" ended up in Damon's shrine to the karma sutra of masturbation! Traumatic, yes, but true!!!" -Pax


Damn you Popn... I leave one message while you're away and you quote me. lol ownedâ„¢
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Postby Baile » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:29 pm

DandyoftheHighSeas wrote:Ew I hate coffee, especially the decaf kind with the like soy milk or whatever the hell they put in coffee these days. Pearl Tea is the way to be.


Ewww decaf coffee.....Coffee that screams, "What's the point?"
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Postby Lightfeather » Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:19 am

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248. "That's it! Garbanzo beans! The sexist beans ever!" - Osafune
249."Holy carp, suddenly getting slapped with a fish is the LEAST of my worries..." - Pax
250. "Your polite style is very nice. YAR YAR YAR!" - Anna
251. "Occult and nazis? I'm there." - Flac
252. "You have entered an alternate dimension. A dimension that where time has no meaning and people become fucktards at a moments notice. You have entered, the internet. " (insert spooky music) - Osa
253. "Hey guys I think I see something!" *BOOM!* - Osa
254. "Well, scratch Sesame Street from the list of safe programs." - Sexy Losers
255. "HEY! I told you, when she wears the mask, she's NOT my sister, ok?" - Sexy Losers
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Postby Lightfeather » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:53 pm

Added (curses!):

257. "[img]C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\jry\My%20Documents\My%20Pictures[/img]" - DandyoftheHighSeas
258. "As long as he's just working my ass to the bone and not boning my ass at work we'll all be just fine." - Lightfeather
259. "Haha yeah. No more reach arounds for the pop man." - Lightfeather
260. "I dunno ved, if I had a penis I'd bone her in a heartbeat." - Lightfeather
261. "Hey woah. I don't know nothin about that. But i know these jellybeans are good." - Judeu

(Somehow the numbers got out of whack, I'll figure it out later.)
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Postby DandyoftheHighSeas » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:02 pm

Yeah, Mr. 256 is MIA.

And WTF was up with my quote...? USE YOUR IMAGINATION KIDDIES!
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Postby Lightfeather » Sun May 16, 2004 4:51 pm

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262. "'Nonsense', they might say. '61-upsize your pleasure 8 gbodelbscq. That is reality. That is how things are done.'" -Coldfyre
263. "Guess what I had for breakfast today. A beer and an otter pop." -Lightfeather
264. "I'm not a psycho... I just play one on tv." -Lightfeather
265. "What if fuzzy wuzzy WAS fuzzy..." = Oldmanpanda
266. "It's munki slappin' good!" - Flac
267. "Yeah wow, that goldbond was great, it was like my nuts started yelling ICEBURG ahead..." -Marcallo
268. "All the best games let you kill Nazis" - Marcallo
269. "Be back in 5 mins" - Sim
270. "Except for the fact that he's clueless about hockey. He thinks hockey is an outdoor sport played in the swamp with dueling banjos and an aardvark and players with coconut hats." -Popn, about Munki
271. "Ich bin Berliner" - John F. Kennedy... Translation: "I am a jelly doughnut"
272. "I would use better words. But i can't spell them." - Oldmanpanda
273. "Read my lips! *points at crotch*" - Baile
274. "Don't you hate it when your best friend's online boyfriend is being a dick?" - Osa (while playing PSO)
275. "Wow, what a coincidence! I can breathe through my butt too, but I can only exhale." - Ved
276. "i want to get laid too..." -Dymiti
277. "Feh what would you do with WOMEN, they will just yell at you and make you clean dishes. Or take out the trash. And stuff like that! You could play VIDEOGAMES with 12 year old boys! And trade Pikachu cards for Charmander cards!" - Munki
278. "Dude, I already have an Ecto-1... of course, it's 8 inches long and made of plastic, but still." - Metostopholes
279. "I only shave when PopnFresh is in town, he likes the pre-pubescent look." - Skuppy
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Postby Marcallo » Sun May 16, 2004 4:55 pm

I was kind of hoping the nutsack remark would slip under the quotebot radar.....
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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Postby Metostopholes » Sun May 16, 2004 5:36 pm

Lightfeather wrote:271. "Ich bin Berliner" - John F. Kennedy... Translation: "I am a jelly doughnut"

Um, he said "Ich bin ein Berliner." Sorry, but I have to be anal about these things... also, the correct thing he shouldI've said was "Mir ist ein Berliner."

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Postby Lightfeather » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:01 am

New quotes added:

280. "I never forget a dick." - Metostopholes
281. "The game code changes when my DNA hits the controller." - PopnFresh
282. "Sex is like pizza... even when it's not that good it's still pretty good." - CpuZapper
283. "Everyone simply excels and performs better without pants." - SectsDryve
284. "Anyhow then we got her and bent her over a chair, spanked her a couple times..." - Lightfeather
285. "you know you have a penis. when its 6 feet larger than you" - Dymiti
286. "CAPS LOCK IS CRUZE KONTROL FOR KOOL BABY" - JAE
287. "They got a panda raised in captivity to mate after showing it videos of other pandas "doing it"... hehehe... panda porn" - CpuZapper
288. "don't mind me... I babble when I'm depressed... I babble worse when I'm drunk..." - CpuZapper
289. "Dark meat is more moist and to my liking." - Baile
290. "Sheesh now every time I shave, I'm going to be thinking of all of you when I'm in the shower and bust out laughing." - Baile
291. "There is nothing finer then a smooth vagina....." - Marcallo
292. "so i started building this berlin wall of coke cans, on the right side of my desk. that blocks off my contact with the ketchup bottle on the other side." - Dymiti
293. "I mean you already have your own furry monkey love sac..." - Ved
294. "Don't call me short, damnit!" - Atomic
295. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... man-love" - Phat.Stack
296. "Warning: side effects may include: corpse coitus, excessive swearing, head trauma, and questioning of sexual preferences." - Osafune
297. "Meto, I tip my hat to you, your latex penis is impressive..." - BlingWolf
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Postby Screwtape » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:03 am

/scarred
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Postby Phat.Stack » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:07 am

WTF I NEVER said "Mmmmmmm... man-love"!!!

N3V4R!!!

CRAP!

Of all the things I said THAT gets quoted!

I mean... I never said it... yeah

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Postby Keladry » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:41 am

Lol, one good reason why I'm glad I've never been quoted, Phatty :P .

Guess I'm just not good enough for the all-powerful Quotebot

Thank the Gods...

Oh and, if you need reminding... <a href="http://houseofgrog.com/viewtopic.php?t=2401&start=25"> just look at the last post here</a> :P
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Postby Lightfeather » Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:29 pm

298. "/end corny quasi-wisdom /resume verbally shitting on Jae" - Screwtape
299. "So did you cry at the end? That damn ending almost made even my black heart beat once." - Marcallo
300. "Pissing your pants doesn't mean you're scared. It's just your balls telling your legs to get the hell out of there." - Osafune
301. "Is it in?" - Lightfeather
302. "What the fuck, eh?" - Judeu with CpuZapper in Canada
303. "You know all of us are born with a penis anyways... only it falls off at the first sign of intelligence." - Baile
304. "Omg I totally want a farting phone. !!!!" - Lightfeather
305. "I never get anyone debt. You get yourself debt, im just an added bonus." - Judeu
306. "Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse," and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."" - PopnFresh?
307. "Your just so good! Especially on the penis subject" - Baile about Lightfeather
308. "P.S. Jae I Buckshot yo MOMMA every night! SO STF!1111!!!11 OMG" - Phat Stack
309. "I was just pwned. And Munki was pwned. It was a Popki pwning" - PopnFresh
310. "just.. ogm" - Dymiti
311. "I forget if Munki's Ass is primary or secondary, but I get a ton of use out of that one also" - Phat.Stack
312. "May your >__< be less and your ^__^ be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door" - Metostopholes
313. "Where's my slap emote?" - Judeu
314. "You don't understand! You haven't played against Mario! He is a fucking golfing GOD!!!!" - Osafune
315. "Petaluman Pimp is just a nickname, for I am not a pimp; I am just a man who knows whither to go." - The Petaluman Pimp
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Postby Metostopholes » Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:44 pm

Lightfeather wrote:312. "May your >__< be less and your ^__^ be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door" - Metostopholes

OMG, I didn't say that (originally anyway). I was quoting one Peter Escott (aka Nice Pete, Ukuhawa, and the pianist "Relolutionary Fervour"). He has a website, but it's not really up because the host it used to be on went down. I just don't want to take the credit for someone else's cool quote.

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Postby Lightfeather » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:13 am

yea but you posted it here and I never heard it and someone quoted you as saying it, cause you said it, so it's yours here =D
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Postby Metostopholes » Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:41 pm

But I didn't post it here, I said it to someone in IM... u_u

Oh well, as long as everyone understands that I DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP MYSELF. Really, there's no way I could come up with something that awesome.

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Postby Keladry » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:44 pm

Yeah, but you added the "may your >_< be less and your ^_^ be more..." part to that :P
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Postby Metostopholes » Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:09 pm

No I didn't! It was in a link he had to his website. I SAID I didn't write it! Jesus!


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