List of Quotes so far...

Stuff that just doesn't fit anywhere else. (As if our other threads don't run off topic already.)
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Postby Atomic » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:25 pm

WOOHOO!!! I got quoted!!

EDIT: Here's a quote for ya. Someone just said this to me, and they dont' visit here, so this probably doesn't qualify for the quote bot. BUT:

"...and really i just can't do that to my cat, so i'm stuck with the ol' hand treatment."
"When the fuck did we get ice cream?"

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Postby Lightfeather » Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:25 pm

Added:

"Any woman that can avert a man's eyes from BBQ is clearly devilspawn." - Eggnog

"Suck it bitch." - Marcallo "I am using my mouth for Good not Evil." - Anna

"It's long, and hard, and thick. That's enough for me." - Uri

"Who cares about your eyes? Your breasts are awesome." - Kiawah

"When I lived in boston, I used to bait rats with pizza crusts and execute them with a pellet gun. Needless to say, they stopped coming around. Lesson: Violence solves a lot of things." - Uri is the motherfucking man

"YOUR PENIS MADE BABY JESUS CRY MUNKI. CUT IT OFF. CUT IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!!" - Uri

"DON'T LET HIM SKIN HIS BANANA AND TURN IT INSIDE OUT TO MAKE PISSFLAPS!!1!!111!" - Uri

"Love your penis. We rule all of creation with our penii. It's like god in meaty stick form." - Uri

"I DONT CARE MUCH FOR YOUR SILLY UBEKIZTANI LANGUAGE, SWISSY!" - Screwtape 2008

"I mean, I'm stuck with Orlandu. It's like being in a raft with a goat fucker, and as delirium from thirst and starvation sets in, he starts to hear you make imaginary goat noises, and give you that look." - Uri

"Does the motherboard make any scary beeping noises? Or since mine has onboard sound it has some chick going "System failed memory check...System failed memory check...Customer stupid for buying generic taiwan motherboard"" - Ved

"You can't beat them like you can a wife though. They usually have ornery pimps." - Ugluk

"The power of the PopnBajaFresh!" - Popnfresh

"PISS ON ME EH!! IM GONA WTFPWN YOU NOW!!! MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!! MY ZERG OWNZ YOU!!!" - Cotillion
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Postby Baile » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:18 am

Uri wins the "Most Quotes" of the month with his PENIS obsession! What a great obsession.
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Postby Screwtape » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:06 am

Penile obsession complements him so well, its like the whip cream topping on strawberries.
I will enthrall you with my Puerto Rican voodoo love charms.

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Postby Baile » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:18 am

OH WHIP CREAM - Now that's my obsession!

Put that on your penis and stroke it!
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Postby Screwtape » Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:56 am

Baile wrote:OH WHIP CREAM - Now that's my obsession!

Put that on your penis and stroke it!


HAWT

WTB [One Cold shower]. PST.
I will enthrall you with my Puerto Rican voodoo love charms.

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Postby Daltos » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:49 am

500g.

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Postby Marcallo » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:58 am

"Baile, Making Grog penis' happy since 2002."
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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Postby Niralica » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:45 pm

So does the quote have to be something on the board, or even from someone on the board? Because in game I had the best laugh I've had in long time from something someone said to Jae.

Me and Asphy were dancing nekkid, and Jae was dancing there clothed, and some human male started dancing behind him so his crotch was right at Jae's head and said, "Turn around and face your destiny" Me and chy were laughing so hard our eyes were watering. :P

But I guess it doesn't matter since that isn't funny without the background I just had to tell the story somewhere. :P Too bad I don't have the speech bubbles turned on, that woulda made a great Screenshot. :P
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Postby Baile » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:53 am

Oh thanks for sharing that Niralica - I got a good morning laugh for that one. Well we all know Jae's destiny now.
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Postby Uri » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:57 pm

I feel so special! Now to start thinking up some quotes that don't have anything to do with penises, so I don't seem like the pillow-biting prostate pirate that is Orlandu.

I wish I had the brain and balls to come up with these quotes, but alas, I did not.

"I swear I didn't know she was three."
"Daddy's milk is saltier than Mommy's"
"Dead women can't say no."
"I am, Sir, a brother of the angle." - Izaak Walton
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Postby Metostopholes » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:01 pm

That middle one is the best quote ever.

But really, who hasn't said that last one at one point or another? Am I right? Huh?

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Postby Ugluk » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:45 pm

Marcallo to Ugluk(abridged) wrote:I counter your ---- you with a ---- you of my own, and raise you a go to hell ----sucker mother----er ---eating ---got piece of ---- ----head.


Seldom do we see such an emphatic tongue lashing. ;)

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Postby Marcallo » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:41 am

Yes, I am quite the wordsmith.....
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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Postby Screwtape » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:07 am

Indeed! You are truly a cunning linguist! WOOO OLD OVERUSED JOKE 4TW
I will enthrall you with my Puerto Rican voodoo love charms.

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Postby Ugluk » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:55 pm

Anna, my P.R. Rep wrote:Do you mind if I tell other people you are hung like an orc and know how to use it.

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Postby shivandraco » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:01 pm

lol! :rofl:

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Postby Lightfeather » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:10 am

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"Oh, well, shit on my face and call me Screwtape." - Uri

"I'm so fucking pissed. I got cyburgeraped." - Popnfresh

"I'd call the first face Mittens and the second face OMG WTF IS THAT." - Daltos after running SM 50 times

"I finally found a place where my love for ghey butt secks is not only tolerated, but encouraged!" - Xaquin

"Eat shit NY. Eat it with a side helping of my ass." - Sord

"That here on Fea's forum we are so social because in a fruedian sense we are demanding to be generally accepted as stable, competent and friendly adults so our words are appreciated by the masses due to our underlying desire to finally be quoted in the quote bot when we say something awesome or cheesy. Or awesomely cheesy." - Blingwolf

"Well, the sex would probably be better if you didn't weigh 300 pounds. For me, at least." - Kiawah

"Your sig makes me want boobs." - Keladry

"Indeed. I've got it all classified into sections, like Disparagement of Intelligence, Assaulting Lack of Gaming Acumen, Teary-Eyed Betrayal, and my personal favorite, Copious Profanity." - Wibble

"hahaha. Boned." - Lightfeather

"I am fast like lightning. My posts are on an epic mount!" - Pipkin

"Me and Asphy were dancing nekkid, and Jae was dancing there clothed, and some human male started dancing behind him so his crotch was right at Jae's head and said, "Turn around and face your destiny" Me and chy were laughing so hard our eyes were watering." - Niralica

"Additionally, I keep my epeen in 18 seperate safety deposit boxes across the U.S. so they cannot form a giant epeen robot and threaten the world." - Ugluk
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Postby Lightfeather » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:26 am

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"I laughed so hard that I squirted piss out my nose." - Popnfresh

"Junonimo!" - Junon

"Phat.Stack started it. I was only talking about balls; Phat, in his best Baile impression, brought the penis into it." - Kiawah

"Kiawah is a fuckign Genius...I love it." - Marcallo

"Last year I signed a power of attorney for one of my clients as "Baile" and often my dreams are in toon form now and in dungeons. I've also caught myself looking for my mini map while I'm driving my car and when I'm miffed at work I type in caps." - Baile

"I also have a fileplanet subscription so I just get sped right to the front of the line, like a rich person or a paraplegic." - Daltos

" " - Kiawah, to Swatch

"All the wimmens call me Phat.Smack" - Phat.S(x)ack

"Oh, and Popn is a gay homo flagort who is just too peace-nic for my brothel." - Phatty, the warmongering uber-pimp of ultrasex

"i'll plug the hole but i dun wanna look into it" - Jae on stank eye tapping

"wavekake" - Jae. Sexy, sexy Jae

"Am I a pedophile? Yes." - Anna

"When I come back, call me Awesomefune." - Osafune

"One of the nice things about being evil is you get to lie a lot." - Osafune

"So there I was in the kitchen baking homemade southern fried deepdish cornbread in my lacy pink apron..." - Ved

"Its safe to say that if Lightfeather ever has a kid, she'll take the kid and show him/her this page and say, "This is why you're the second creation I was most proud of."" - Daltos

"It just keeps going and going and going. Energizer's got nothin' on life." - Pax

"my pokemon bring all the boys to the yard and they're like "wanna trade cards?" damn right, I wanna trade cards. I can beat you, I got charizard." - Munki?

"If superman played mmorpgs he'd be all like LOLZ Y U NERF ME KRYPTONITE IS TEH GHEY" - Ved

"Go be a muck-raking, brown-nosing-yet-anus-fearing, ethnocentric swine elsewhere." - Blingwolf
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Postby Phat.Stack » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:47 am

Warmonger has got to be the best. word. evar.

Those are some hawt shit quotes Fea. Gotta love Anna. I give her the best quote of the update.

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Postby Baile » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:45 pm

I <3 our quote bot! even if it is such a tattle taler
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Postby Osafune » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:08 am

Hey, you guys aren't calling me Awesomefune yet.
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Osafune For The Win.

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Postby Xaquin » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:44 am

that Pokemon one near the bottom was mine

but I stole it from some board where it was uncredited

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Postby Daltos » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:33 pm

Omg not only am I finally added to the quote bot, Im added twice! Now to refresh the page until I show up and touch myself.

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Postby Lightfeather » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:29 pm

Xaquin wrote:that Pokemon one near the bottom was mine

but I stole it from some board where it was uncredited


Den I'll have to fix it yo...
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