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Vanilla - Best Flavor Ever

Postby Ved » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:34 pm

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Why are pirates pirates?
They just AAAARRRRRR!

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Postby Phat.Stack » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:36 pm

Wrong.

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Postby Screwtape » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:39 pm

Strawberry owns Vanilla.
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Postby PopnFresh » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:41 pm

I'm kind of upset that Vanilla gets such a bad rap outside of ice cream. Such a fantastic flavor should not be used to describe a product lacking in features, it shouldn't be a synonym for "plain." I want it to mean "delicious" or "strong smelling extract."

Think of it, you could have Hellgate: London, then Hellgate: London Vanilla which has the subscription features, then Hellgate: London Vanilla Bean for like subscription features and a blow job. Hellgate: French Vanilla could be the sequel.

I don't want to take away from the other primaries, Chocolate and Strawberry. But come on people. Vanilla is consistently tasty, a solid choice in its own right and a dependable fallback if nothing else looks appealing.

It's good in shakes, it's good in cakes, it's good on every kind of pie.
It's good on its own, it's good in a cone, it's even good with some rye.
It's good in root beer, it's good with cooked deer, it's so good I think I will cry.

It's Vanilla! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Or you could just permanently replace it with butter pecan. Whatever, I don't really care.
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Postby Screwtape » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:50 pm

PopnFresh wrote:I'm kind of upset that Vanilla gets such a bad rap outside of ice cream. Such a fantastic flavor should not be used to describe a product lacking in features, it shouldn't be a synonym for "plain." I want it to mean "delicious" or "strong smelling extract."

Think of it, you could have Hellgate: London, then Hellgate: London Vanilla which has the subscription features, then Hellgate: London Vanilla Bean for like subscription features and a blow job. Hellgate: French Vanilla could be the sequel.

I don't want to take away from the other primaries, Chocolate and Strawberry. But come on people. Vanilla is consistently tasty, a solid choice in its own right and a dependable fallback if nothing else looks appealing.

It's good in shakes, it's good in cakes, it's good on every kind of pie.
It's good on its own, it's good in a cone, it's even good with some rye.
It's good in root beer, it's good with cooked deer, it's so good I think I will cry.

It's Vanilla! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Or you could just permanently replace it with butter pecan. Whatever, I don't really care.


Excellent tie-in! Good show, old chap.
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Postby skuppy » Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:50 pm

Hellgate: Neapolitan

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Postby Mhya » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:13 am

Vanilla is truly the best flavor. It goes with everything. :)
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Postby Phat.Stack » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:32 am

I am offended by vanilla. Obviously with that much flavorfulness, there should be a subscription fee. I want to be charged in order to taste something delicious like vanilla. In fact, I should also be charged when Im NOT enjoying vanilla... I mean, EVENTUALLY I will enjoy vanilla, so why not have a fee in place so the makers of vanilla can continue to develop new and exciting vanilla content?

French vanilla, vanilla bean and plain vanilla are just the beginning of a wonderful taste experience. A monthly subscription fee is the only thing that can ensure we will all continue to enjoy vanilla for the years to come.

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Postby Mhya » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:38 am

Phat.Stack wrote:I am offended by vanilla. Obviously with that much flavorfulness, there should be a subscription fee. I want to be charged in order to taste something delicious like vanilla. In fact, I should also be charged when Im NOT enjoying vanilla... I mean, EVENTUALLY I will enjoy vanilla, so why not have a fee in place so the makers of vanilla can continue to develop new and exciting vanilla content?

French vanilla, vanilla bean and plain vanilla are just the beginning of a wonderful taste experience. A monthly subscription fee is the only thing that can ensure we will all continue to enjoy vanilla for the years to come.


I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Postby Phat.Stack » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:40 am

Mhya wrote:I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


There is a $9.95 monthly subscription fee for my newsletter.

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Postby Mhya » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:47 am

Phat.Stack wrote:
Mhya wrote:I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


There is a $9.95 monthly subscription fee for my newsletter.


Does that go towards my vanilla usage fee or is that something altogether separate?
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Postby PopnFresh » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:06 am

That fee grants you possible newsletter addendums, as well as makes it so your newsletter combusts if you skip over a word.
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Postby Screwtape » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:10 am

PopnFresh wrote:That fee grants you possible newsletter addendums, as well as makes it so your newsletter combusts if you skip over a word.


Also, if you lose your newsletter, Vanilla will not send you another copy.
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Postby Sidonia » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:36 am

Down with Vanilla! It melts to quickly and doesn't satisfy my cravings! Chocolate is where it's at!

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Postby Mhya » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:42 am

Sidonia wrote:Down with Vanilla! It melts to quickly and doesn't satisfy my cravings! Chocolate is where it's at!


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Postby Ved » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:43 am

I'm looking forward to the waffle cone expansion but I'm worried that it'll be a ripoff.
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Postby Screwtape » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:46 am

Ved wrote:I'm looking forward to the waffle cone expansion but I'm worried that it'll be a ripoff.


The waffle cone is a make a break for Vanilla. It all depends on what they do with the bottom of the cone.

If the bottom doesn't have a strong crunchy center, preferably flavored, then it will probably flop. If other flavors have taught us anything its that <s>end-game</s> the very bottom of the cone is far more important than the top and middle parts.

I for one look forward to using the new crunchy peanut mix that they will offer with the expansion. It can only add more flavor to Vanilla!
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Postby PopnFresh » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:48 am

Yeah, I heard all they're adding are the peanut mix and raising the scoop cap to three. I'll wait for the chocolate dipped patch for the waffle cone expansion before I take the plunge.
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Postby Screwtape » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:54 am

:rofl: This thread could go on forever and I'd still enjoy it.
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Postby skuppy » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:12 am

PopnFresh wrote:I'll wait for the chocolate dipped patch for the waffle cone expansion before I take the plunge.


I hear most people will have to buy a new refrigerator to even keep it cold. There is no way my current GE 7800 could keep it frozen, it'd be a runny mess.
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Postby Sidonia » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:35 pm

But but.. what about the sprinkles and the cherry on top? What'll happen to them?!

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Postby Mhya » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:44 pm

Chocolate dip will make vanilla overpowered! WTFNERF?!
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Postby Metostopholes » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:47 pm

I don't know about ice cream at all anymore...

I mean, it tastes good and all, but I'm really more interested in hanging out with friends while eating it. Of course the problem is, since I'm not as much into the actual eating, I lag behind the people I'm eating ice cream to hang out with. I'm still stuck eating with the tiny plastic sample spoon out of a paper cup while my friends have quickly shot all the way to triple scoop nut-coated waffle cone with gummi bears mixed in. Now I can't hang out with them because if I go over to the part of the shoppe they hang out at, I get handed way too huge a cone and I get an ice cream headache. They'll still come to run me through a sundae, but it's just not the same.

I'll probably join in on a flavor if a lot of the people here choose the same one, but I'm sure I won't be able to eat as fast as any of you.

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Postby Lightfeather » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:43 pm

Posting in a legendary thread.

I like vanilla but mine melted while I was dealing with drama.
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Postby Phat.Stack » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:23 pm

Best. Thread. Ever.


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