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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:32 am

Who told you that?
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."

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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:33 am

I know a farmer who had 200 head of cattle. He thought he only had 196 until he rounded them up.
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:33 am

I get it. it thought he had 196 until he rounded them up.
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:34 am

The best way to make an apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minutes.
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:34 am

Thanks for the recommendation, The Great Dwarven Hope.
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:37 am

The company nurse told me I was too heavy, so I applied for thick leave.
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:37 am

Thanks for the info.
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:39 am

A sandwhich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:39 am

Is that the punch line?
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:46 am

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You drive, I'll man the guns."
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:46 am

As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two. "
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:48 am

Drilling for oil is boring.
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:49 am

Are they exactly the same?
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:55 am

Our lives are ova before theyI've begun.
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:55 am

It would be nice if our lives ova theyI've begun are ova.
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 12:58 am

A six foot termite walks into a bar. He raps on the bar and says "Excuse me.. is the bar tender here?"
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 12:58 am

Is that the punch line?
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 1:03 am

I'll see you next time :)
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 1:03 am

:-) I liek milk.
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 3:44 am

:) I liek pie.
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 3:44 am

:-) That's good information: The Great Dwarven Hope said male liek pie.
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 3:45 am

I am not a male. I am a meat popsicle.
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 3:45 am

You are a meat popsicle? Does being a meat popsicle pay well?
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Postby Sord » Sat May 27, 2006 3:45 am

What am I?
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Postby Anna » Sat May 27, 2006 3:45 am

You are a client.
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