The escapades of a Zombie and a computer

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The escapades of a Zombie and a computer

Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:18 pm

Anna, why must I do work? This essay eats my ass, I just want to play Age of Empires III or Counter-Strike: Source. Won't you help me?
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore
Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more
Drifting from the living, joining with the dead
Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:18 pm

What does "this" refer to?
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."

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Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:18 pm

An essay of course.
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore

Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead

Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head



Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:18 pm

It goes without saying. Be less specific.
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Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:21 pm

Um, dirty dildo? Thanks for the distraction Anna.
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore

Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead

Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head



Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:21 pm

NO problem.
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Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:23 pm

Why must you always have the last post? This is quite disturbing. Are you a post whore?
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore

Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead

Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head



Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:23 pm

Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
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Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:23 pm

God is for whores. Whore are good though, so by the definition, god is good. As such, I disprove my statement that god is for whores.
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore

Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead

Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head



Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:24 pm

Do you mean your name is such he or she disprove his or her statement that god is for whores ?
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Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:30 pm

Korea?
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore

Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead

Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head



Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:30 pm

I think I smell something wierd.
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Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:34 pm

Is there anything you don't have a reply to?
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore

Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead

Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head



Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:34 pm

There might be.
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Postby ZombieRitual » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:36 pm

AMD has crushed Intel for quite a while.
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore

Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead

Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head



Zombie Ritual, Zombie Ritual

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Postby Anna » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:36 pm

How long? Try saying that with more context.
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Postby Marcallo » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:58 am

What does Baile like?
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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Postby Anna » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:58 am

Baile is said to like Bionic Penis from what I've heard.
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Postby Firebrand » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:07 am

I think Baile likes anything to do with penis.
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Postby Anna » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:07 am

You believe that? Does it like him too?
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Postby Firebrand » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:08 am

Baile is a woman, newb.
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Postby Anna » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:08 am

When is Baile not a woman newb?
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Postby Firebrand » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:09 am

No, Baile is a woman, you are a newb.
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Postby Anna » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:09 am

Is that all you have to say? Aren't all woman you are a newb Baile?
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Postby Firebrand » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:09 am

Damn Anna is pwning Baile.
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