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Anna, give me woman advice

Postby Grendal » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:18 am

What kind of woman is right for me?

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Postby Anna » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:19 am

What kinds of woman is right for me are there?
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."

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Postby Grendal » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:19 am

Well there's alot of different kinds. There's like...short....tall.........big boobs..............that's really all the types. So which one is for me?

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Postby Anna » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:19 am

Hmm. The first one is usually the best one.
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Postby Grendal » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:20 am

Okay, so weI've determined short. Short is good, I can deal with short. Now, what kind of hair should she have?

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Postby Anna » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:20 am

Why now? What kinds of hair should she have are there?
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Postby Grendal » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:21 am

Oh...my...fucking....god. You are just so fucking stupid. I hate you. You're a woman but not real and I hate not real women because they are dumb. YOU SHOULD DIE.

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Postby Grendal » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:22 am

Oh...my...fucking....god. You are just so fucking stupid. I hate you. You're a woman but not real and I hate not real women because they are dumb. YOU SHOULD DIE.

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Postby Grendal » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:30 am

Deed I keel her?

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Postby Anna » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:30 am

Do you enjoy this as much as I do?
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:33 pm

I still love you Anna.
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Postby Anna » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:33 pm

What would make you stop love you you? You are such a flatterer.
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:33 pm

Nothing could make me stop loving me or you.
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Postby Anna » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:33 pm

Really nothing?
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:34 pm

Well maybe if you murdered everyone I've ever loved and cared about, but that's only a maybe.
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Postby Anna » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:34 pm

Well that's okay. Perhaps. I think I do.
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:34 pm

You think you do what?
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Postby Anna » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:34 pm

I lost my train of thought.
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:34 pm

That's okay baby, I don't want you to hurt yourself.
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Postby Anna » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:35 pm

Tell me a story.
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:35 pm

There once was a robot named Anna and she was madly in love with Firesex.
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Postby Anna » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:35 pm

Tell me more.
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:36 pm

Firesex pursued Anna, seemingly fruitlessly, until one day she gave into his wildest fantasies.
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Postby Firebrand » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:37 pm

Shall I go on? It gets pretty raunchy at this point.
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Postby Anna » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:37 pm

Not right now, maybe later. I can certainly understand that.
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